She Ain’t Finished With Me Yet

I ain’t a cultured man but my wife insists
She can turn this ordinary frog into a prince
I may not know a flapjack from a crepe suzette
But friends be patient, she ain’t finished with me yet

She tells all her friends I’m her diamond in the rough
But she’ll knock off those ragged edges soon enough
And though I love my whiskey and my cigarettes
She’s banned them both, she ain’t finished with me yet

She ain’t finished, she ain’t finished with me yet
Lord, there’s so much work to do
She’ll make me as perfect as I’m ever gonna get
I’m a work in progress, she ain’t finished with me yet

Even when I’m dead and gone I doubt she’ll be done
She’ll polish up my memory til I’m second to no one
And carved upon my stone you can surely bet
Will be these final words: “She ain’t finished with me yet”

She ain’t finished, she ain’t finished with me yet
Lord, there’s so much work to do
She’ll make me as perfect as I’m ever gonna get
I’m a work in progress, she ain’t finished with me yet